spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

(Source: ketzele, via wrredux)

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

(Source: molemaninthemorning, via dutchster)

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

(via that-stupid-blog)

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via waiting-0nthe-goldrush)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via fake-mermaid)

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

(via iwillmindfuckyou)